Not Quite

Coming on the heels of a good wedding proposal, I hereby declare this a bad one. Same idea, different details.

The server approached Chapur and presented her with the pouch, saying that she had won an award for being the hundredth customer of the day. Chapur reportedly opened the pouch and found the ring, and looked confused. Sanford then appeared from his hiding spot and declared his love for her.

How did this clown ever become governor?

I will get back to, you know, education blogging soon. It's August. My mind is on vacation.